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thug life? more like hug life c'mere (
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worthyourwhile
2014-10-24 11:23 am (UTC)
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You should try it some time.
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celebred
2014-10-24 11:27 am (UTC)
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I thought "dying goat" was pretty charming
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worthyourwhile
2014-10-24 11:31 am (UTC)
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Nope.
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You might be better off. Someone would have to teach you to be charming, and knowing your luck it would end up being Sturmhond.
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celebred
2014-10-24 11:33 am (UTC)
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Who
?
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worthyourwhile
2014-10-24 11:34 am (UTC)
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That pirate who rides the cat around
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celebred
2014-10-24 11:35 am (UTC)
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There are cats here
??
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worthyourwhile
2014-10-24 11:37 am (UTC)
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Sort of.
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Wait. Yes.
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The big alien ones and that talking one.
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celebred
2014-10-24 11:40 am (UTC)
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Oh
[ not.. sure... if want... ]
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So you mentioned pirate
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worthyourwhile
2014-10-24 11:44 am (UTC)
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Yes. How have you not seen him?
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Never mind, doesn't matter.
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tess@cdc.org
Is that real orange juice?
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celebred
2014-10-24 11:46 am (UTC)
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Does he have an eyepatch
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Wooden leg
?
Parrot
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brown.nicolas@cdc.org
Maybe
It's got pulp
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worthyourwhile
2014-10-24 11:50 am (UTC)
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He's got a fancy coat and talks like an asshole.
[Real nice Tess.]
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tess@cdc.org
Are you fucking serious?
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tess@cdc.org
I changed my mind. Bring me some orange juice.
[Fresh fruit was one of those things you lost when things went to hell. Fresh oranges? Well, lets just say not much was making it to Boston from California anymore.]
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celebred
2014-10-24 11:52 am (UTC)
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I had a nice coat once
It had a fur trim on the hood
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brown.nicolas@cdc.org
You're really strange
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worthyourwhile
2014-10-24 11:54 am (UTC)
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That's nice. Where's my juice?
[It really shouldn't be surprising to him that she's taken to staring instead of pretending she wasn't talking to him.]
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2014-10-24 11:55 (UTC)
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celebred
2014-10-24 11:57 am (UTC)
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Hang on a second
I should check for poison
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worthyourwhile
2014-10-24 11:59 am (UTC)
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If you want me to hurt you, you can always just ask.
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tess@cdc.org
I'd be happy to oblige.
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tess@cdc.org
I'm going to burn your joke book.
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celebred
2014-10-24 12:01 pm (UTC)
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Hey that's on loan
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2014-10-24 12:01 (UTC)
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worthyourwhile
2014-10-24 12:02 pm (UTC)
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Bring me the juice. It's a fair trade.
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celebred
2014-10-24 12:04 pm (UTC)
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What am I even getting in return
???
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worthyourwhile
2014-10-24 12:05 pm (UTC)
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The continued ability to make shitty fucking jokes.
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celebred
2014-10-24 12:06 pm (UTC)
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This one's all clear
Let's see if the next cup is just as safe
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no subject
You should try it some time.
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I thought "dying goat" was pretty charming
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Nope.
FROM: tess@cdc.org
You might be better off. Someone would have to teach you to be charming, and knowing your luck it would end up being Sturmhond.
no subject
Who
?
no subject
That pirate who rides the cat around
no subject
There are cats here
??
no subject
Sort of.
FROM: tess@cdc.org
Wait. Yes.
FROM: tess@cdc.org
The big alien ones and that talking one.
no subject
Oh
[ not.. sure... if want... ]
FROM: brown.nicolas@cdc.org
So you mentioned pirate
no subject
Yes. How have you not seen him?
FROM: tess@cdc.org
Never mind, doesn't matter.
FROM: tess@cdc.org
Is that real orange juice?
no subject
Does he have an eyepatch
?
Wooden leg
?
Parrot
??
FROM: brown.nicolas@cdc.org
Maybe
It's got pulp
no subject
He's got a fancy coat and talks like an asshole.
[Real nice Tess.]
FROM: tess@cdc.org
Are you fucking serious?
FROM: tess@cdc.org
I changed my mind. Bring me some orange juice.
[Fresh fruit was one of those things you lost when things went to hell. Fresh oranges? Well, lets just say not much was making it to Boston from California anymore.]
no subject
I had a nice coat once
It had a fur trim on the hood
FROM: brown.nicolas@cdc.org
You're really strange
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That's nice. Where's my juice?
[It really shouldn't be surprising to him that she's taken to staring instead of pretending she wasn't talking to him.]
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FROM: brown.nicolas@cdc.org
Hang on a second
I should check for poison
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If you want me to hurt you, you can always just ask.
FROM: tess@cdc.org
I'd be happy to oblige.
FROM: tess@cdc.org
I'm going to burn your joke book.
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Hey that's on loan
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Bring me the juice. It's a fair trade.
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What am I even getting in return
???
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The continued ability to make shitty fucking jokes.
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This one's all clear
Let's see if the next cup is just as safe